Hi, my name is Audrey and I post stuff about Marianas Trench. They haven't really come out with anything new lately, so my blog has just become a place for really bad jokes and cute things.

Also, llamas

My bucket list in order of most likely to pretty much impossible:

[xx ] Hear Sanctuary performed live

[ ] Pet a llama

[x ] See Marianas Trench in concert in Toronto

[/ (Wasn't quite human sized) ] Hug a human sized Pikachu

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28th July 2014

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I kinda want the Pop 101 we are hearing to be a joke because I feel like it was not the right choice for a lead single, and maybe shouldn’t be a single at all. It’s satirizes current  pop songs very well and the more I listen to it the funnier it gets.

But if I were flipping through radio stations I would not stop for it. I would only hear a snippet and assume that it’s a rip off of every other song on the radio…  . 

Tagged: marianas trenchpop 101

28th July 2014

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john-buttfucking-sherlock:

PERFECT QUALITY

28th July 2014

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j-o-s-h-ramsay:

start with a minor chord
tension must grow
fade into bass, gain momentum
stop
bring the beat back
a beat you can’t ignore
bring sexy back (they love that)
the chords are 1, 4, 6, 4
HARMONY IN THIRDS NOT FOURTHS
hurry up and get to the chorus
words you should know: “DJ never let me go” “shots and then we lose control” “baby, baby, baby, baby, baby”
higher, desire and fire
guitar and strings
filter swing and keys
gang vocals
hurry up again here comes another chorus
you can pitch shift your voice if you want
the bridge is the part when you bring in a rapper friend
simplify, slow the beat, abbreviate
quick now, fill in the gap (or try)
give ‘em a classic
boots n cats
autotune your full name

j-o-s-h-ramsay:

  1. start with a minor chord
  2. tension must grow
  3. fade into bass, gain momentum
  4. stop
  5. bring the beat back
  6. a beat you can’t ignore
  7. bring sexy back (they love that)
  8. the chords are 1, 4, 6, 4
  9. HARMONY IN THIRDS NOT FOURTHS
  10. hurry up and get to the chorus
  11. words you should know: “DJ never let me go” “shots and then we lose control” “baby, baby, baby, baby, baby”
  12. higher, desire and fire
  13. guitar and strings
  14. filter swing and keys
  15. gang vocals
  16. hurry up again here comes another chorus
  17. you can pitch shift your voice if you want
  18. the bridge is the part when you bring in a rapper friend
  19. simplify, slow the beat, abbreviate
  20. quick now, fill in the gap (or try)
  21. give ‘em a classic
  22. boots n cats
  23. autotune your full name

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28th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Together We Trench, Divided We Fall. ♥ with 240,767 notes

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

27th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Together We Trench, Divided We Fall. ♥ with 336 notes

Source: pecan-sandy-j

27th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Canadian Villain Garth Vader with 81,157 notes

rowsdower-saves-us:

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

I’m certain a lot of these were done on purpose by bored employees.

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27th July 2014

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zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

image

my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

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27th July 2014

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mypokemonranch:

Pokemon Pikachu 1 & 2 and Pokemon Mini

mypokemonranch:

Pokemon Pikachu 1 & 2 and Pokemon Mini

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26th July 2014

Post reblogged from Together We Trench, Divided We Fall. ♥ with 68,394 notes

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

Source: clientsfromhell

26th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from who let jack drive? with 56,459 notes

ask-hazy:

aerohail:

I may have made the cutest pikachu ever…

THIS CUTE IS ILLEGAL

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